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Important Women’s Health Issue:

Do you have feelings of inadequacy?
Do you sometimes feel overwhelmed by the world?
Do you suffer from shyness or awkwardness in some situations?
Do you feel tired and overworked?
Do you sometimes wish you were more assertive?

If you answered yes to any of these questions, ask your doctor or
pharmacist about Margaritas.

Margaritas are the safe, natural way to feel better and more confident
about yourself and your actions.
Margaritas can help ease you out of your shyness and let you tell the
world that you’re ready and willing to
do just about anything. You will notice the benefits of Margaritas almost
immediately and with a regimen of
regular doses you can overcome any obstacles that prevent you from living
the life you want to live. Shyness and
awkwardness will be a thing of the past and you will discover many
talents you never knew you had.
Stop suffering and start living, with Margaritas.

Margaritas may not be right for everyone. Women who are pregnant,
nursing, watching the Home Shopping Network, or meeting their lover’s
parents for the first time should not use Margaritas. However, women who
got ahold of their ex-husband’s credit card or wouldn’t mind becoming
pregnant are encouraged to try it.

Side effects may include:

– Dizziness
– Nausea
– Vomiting
– The inability to modulate the volume of your voice
– Incarceration
– Erotic lustfulness
– Loss of motor control
– Loss of clothing
– Loss of money
– Loss of virginity
– Table dancing
– Headache
– Dehydration
– Dry mouth
– And a desire to sing Karaoke or grab the microphone out of Taylor
Swift’s hand while she is excepting a VMA.

WARNINGS:
– The consumption of Margaritas may make you think that you can solve
everyone’s problems.
– The consumption of Margaritas may make you think you are whispering
when you are not.
– The consumption of Margaritas may cause you to tell your friends over
and over again that you love them.
– The consumption of Margaritas may cause you to think you can sing
really good.
– The consumption of Margaritas may make you think you can logically
converse with members
of the opposite sex without spitting.
– The consumption of Margaritas may make you think your ex-lover wants to
hear from you at 3:00 a.m.
– The consumption of Margaritas may make you think that the bathroom
floor is a good place to lie down.

Please share this with other women who may need Margaritas.